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alright, first things first
>go back in time and take down that video aloe forgot to delete that ruined her holo career, thereby correcting the holofive timeline
>persuade coco that the "creative restrictions" were really only applying to her meme review which was shit anyway, return her to the company and have her resume being the wonderfully aggressive extrovert in a sea of autistic japanese
this is the part where I wish for more holo-vtuber-related wishes, not infinite though, I'm not greedy. if I'm not allowed to, instead of the coco wish, I wish that whatever those restrictions were didn't exist, then I wish for more wishes, then I make the coco wish, and then I continue.
>erect a mighty Great Wall of the Internet that prevents any and all ch*nese from being able to perceive youtube and hololive content
>holostars EN is made up entirely of recruits that I and /vt/ have never heard of
>you can only post one rrat on /vt/ per year or your lungs will begin filling up with bees until you explode
alright, now that I've saved hololive, time for fetishism.
>give gura the boobjob she's blatantly wanted since forever, make it massive, 1200ccs at minimum (even if it takes multiple surgeries)
>update her character design accordingly so we can have a proper oppai loli in hololive
>make her incredibly smug about it, have her bonked by management at least once a week because she at least indirect brags about how top-heavy she is
>have her say at least once say she's "dethroned Noel as Queen Cow of Hololive"
that's about it, you're all welcome
