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It has come to the point where I cannot ignore the issue at hand anymore. At this rate I have no choice but to come forward about the recent events that have transpired.
I have to be completely honest to you all about what I have been up to. I really am sorry for my actions, I should've put more thought into what I have done. But it is too late, so I must just come clean and accept what I did.
The truth is that I really love feet. Feet are really important in my life, and I'm not too sure where I would be in this world without them. Feet are the best. Feet smell great. Feet taste great. Feet look great. I really really reallllllyy love feet. Please forgive my sins, but you must understand just how great feet truly are. Have YOU ever put a foot in your mouth? Do you want to try? It might just change your life like it did mine. Try it. Put a foot in your mouth. Do it. Do it now. Foot in mouth nOW.
