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>be me
>making love to my gf in my home
>door busts open
>nut and get startled as hell
>see something green and hear uuuuuu sounds
>think that a tree was blown in to the house
>realize that the tree was actually a person
>she apologize and leaves
>the moment I check on my gf, the green person stole both of our beds
>mfw