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I want Coni Confetti to castrate me.
I want Coni Confetti to make testicle confit with my balls by slowly heating them in oil at around 200°f while they are still attached but removed from the protection of my scrotum. I want her to cook them up like this for hours until they get soft and she can use a butter knife to spread them on some toast and sprinkle some herbs and sea salt on them. Since I have two she can make me eat one of the testicle toasts while she eats the other.
She can tease me about how this was a much better use of them anyway.
