>>90979473I made a list of these, thank you. DND update then I go to sleep. Tomorrow is day off so I will get started when I wake up if the general is still up.
Pre game note: Evil clown fucker wasnt there but we got a new player who funny enough WAS ALSO A FUCKING CLOWN LITERALLY NAMED SILLIUS CHOPICUS! Halfling barbarian clown, cant make this shit up lemao
And now for the actual game:
>They are still hanging out in the Owl Republic and seem to like it there for now>Sorcerer being experimented on in Risu for in game months now finally is let go and teleported to the rest of the party (i didnt tell him this but they extracted his semen while he was sleeping and used magic shenanigans to get a risuner pregnant. I explained to the players that Risuners want an all magic nation of sorcerers) pic related>They pick up a job of some dark eld thief stealing hooman naval supplies>wait out until night and hear some fucker swimming in the water>the fucking halfling hides in a barrel of gunpowder with mace ready to smack a bitch and actually smacks the thief when he goes around snooping>Nat fucking 20 on the dice for face smack results in excessive loud swearing which of course alerts everyone else>Archer (nicknamed "daggerguy" by the hoomans) shoots him and another fucking nat 20 because why the fuck not>Thief just tries to run away and dives in the water, hiding under the pier>Halfling clown literally hangs on his feet like a fucking monkey (passed acrobatics check easily) kills the fucker by throwing some random metal pipe at him>warlock literally plays metal pipe.mp3 for the lulz>Turns out the thief had a little platform as a hideout right under the pier>Hooman captain sees this and is ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LIVID that none of the hoomans noticed it and proceeds to march his crew back to boot camp with excessive swearing>pay them in health potions as they have no healer kek>Next job they take is take down some big fuck off owlbear near /uuu/ >they go to a place i literally made up called village a-3 right next to sapling border and see a big fucking bear thats starting to undergo sapling conversion>we end it there as i say the fight will be next session 