>>83499479Kokone raids in and Furi immediately call her mom for no reason
>F: Kokone would you like to hear about pine martens per chance?>P: say yes>F: "mom??" i dunno you got boobs, right? that's all you need to be a mom when it comes to vtubers, really>P: Furi, can you try to do a mommy voice?>F: uhhh... i dont think i can ........can you?>P: yeah ...havent you heard it before? >F: no... i dont watch your ASMR stuff, its weird!!!>P: do you wanna hear it?>F: ...kinda.>P: *puts on her mommy voice* Furi~ tell me about pine martens >F: WHAT?? NO SHOT THATS YOU>P: *mmmy* go on~ tell me more...>F: HOW?? HOW!?? THATS THA-THAT'S LIKE A DIFFERENT PERSON!!! ...that's not even you putting on a voice that's just a different person WAHT>P: *pillowy voice* i like to do voice stuff...>F: can you holda conversation using that voice?>P: *mmmy* oh yeah, for sure>F: OHH THATS SO WEIRD!!! ...that is a skill...>P: *mmmy* thank you Furi~>F: uhh STOP it's so weird.. oh my god it's like its awesome but uhhh>P: *giggles*>F: can you do other voices?? can you do a shounen voice?>P: a shounen voice? ...like an anime protagonist? >F: yeah! ash ketchum or like naruto>P: hmm... i'll try *puts on a voice* It''s my frist day of high school and I'm finally going->F: *laughing her ears off* oh my god, i didnt know you could do that!! that is INCREDIBLE!!>P: maow>F: maow ...a little bit scary, but very incredible >P: what's the highest pitch your voice can go?>F: *kettle noises*>P: ...you sound in pain>F: *laughs* cause i am! i think my voice is very scratchy and harsh... *sings a bit*>P: are you trying to do the goxlr thing? i cant hear it>F: i dont know how to change the way my voice sounds>P: when i was a kid i had a hyperfixation with Alvin and the Chipmunks and i REALLY wanted to date Alvin >F: ...you freak me out >P: and in my head he used to be my imaginary boyfriend >F: you- our life experiences are far too similar for this to be normal >P: *forcefully vibing*>F: i was also obsessed with Alvin and the Chipmunks, i had all the CDs and i had the McDonalds figurines and i think i had chipmunks OCs >P: *vibing* okay i told my chat about this i have to tell you too... you know Crash Bandicoot?>F: *lights up* YES!!>P: i didnt know that him and Coco were cousins and i used to pretend in my head that i was Coco and i would spend every single day being in a relationship with Crash Bandicoot as Coco in my brain... i didnt have any friends so i entertained myself by being delusional>F: oh so nothing has changed!>P: *vibing* hm.>F: one again i am freaked out because i used to roleplay Crash Bandicoot and i also did not know they were related and i did in fact when i was 10yo eRP Coco and Crash Bandicoot>P: *laughs, vibing endlessly*>F: why are we the s- can you stop ripping me off? can you stop ripping off my entire identity??>P: sorry...>F: whenever i was misbehaving as a little kid my dad would play Crash Bandicoot with me, the racing game, and he would always choose one of the evil masked guys and he would scare me so bad >P: aww... well, that's where we are different, i don't have a dad >F: oh yeah yeah, my dad's in jail but he exists briefly >P: oh, mine too!!>F: WHAT>P: yeah my dad would purposefully go to jail a bunch so he didnt have to do anything and he never paid child support >F: why you- why are we the same person???>P: i dunno... im scared... >F: oh my god... wtf dude... where does this end??? like at what point does this end?? [...] this is some creepy pasta shit>P: im actually a mimic, Furi... im not even real>F: i've actually just been talking to no one this whole time...>P: aww baby is off her medication~>F: yeah, baby is! i cant be bothered>P: it's okay baby, i'll take care of you>F: dont... dont... you're a freak 