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Ya gonna love this hey ess emm ah, you need this, you cant live without it. So here i am latherin up you from bah-hind and i says to you "hey chat, you need elp reachin around?" And im laughin internally because im a genius at comedy, and you bein a silly billy would be all like what wat waht? And im all like "yo back ya silly goose" and i slap ya on the head all gentle like because i know youve got yo head in a dirty place. And i know that place because i live there. So anyways, im scrubbing your back and my excuse fa helpin is that "i just love the bubbles" im obviously just playin with ya, and i says, "hey why dont yous take a dip in the tub tonight? Ill draw you a bath, and this time it wont be with crayons" get it? You get it, anyways youll eventually move into the tub. Ill be there lookin all saucy like, ill be there in a wet towel lookin like a tub a hot gravy ready to pour ovah ya biscuits. Ill do ma little dancy dance, a little prancy prance, uhh uhh yeah you like that chat? And itll lowah ya guard and youll settle into the bath ta try to hide yo pipe cleanah. But i sees what youve got. Ill saunta around and drop a ball into the bayath and itll start up the bubbles, youll love the bubbles. Tickling you all around until ya slowly grow numb ta it. First yo relaxin, then ya slowly get confused. Its like ya limbs ah fallin asleep. You soon realize ya cant move,and then i just smile at you. I whispah "you didnt wash ya hair, let me get that fa yous" and ah gently press ya shoulders down into tha tub, and your eyes slowly dip baneath the wata line. And ya see the bubbles of ya breath slowly slip before ya vision. And ya face starts goin blue, the numbin agent will eventually reach ya heart but youll drown bafore that. I jus smile and watch ya last breath leave and i jus think ahh, i love the bubbles.
