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When yuyu and I finally move in together I will be spiking literally everything she eats or drinks with lactose. I will keep her farting and shitting constantly. Our whole house will reek with the delicious scent of her belching little asshole. When we engage in mutual oral sex I will position myself so that my nostrils are directly over her tight little brown eye so that she blasts my brain directly with her precious girl-gas. I will take the lever off the toilet and keep it on me so she has to call me in to admire and play with her cute little logs or, more often than not, yummy soupy mess each time she goes to the toilet, which she will need to do frequently. I will turn her into my little shitty princess.
