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did an early Lia THIEF rep today as she played Thief Simulator and wanted to talk to somebody about it (you)
From July 28, 2021
>Lia is doing a mediocre wop impression that some in chat are calling racist
>Lia's big forehead is begging to be kissed and licked
>Lia says she hates fat fuck Italian's named Vinny
>Lia first break-in attempt is a house like looks like a dumpster with shutters
>she managed to steal an old TV that not even the pawn shop wants to buy
>the inside of Lia's car looks like it smells of cigarettes and braps
>"Shut the fuck up chat, I'm a great driver"
>Lia is so great at driving that she jumped scared herself and drove straight into a road sign
>Lia says she is a pro phantom thief
>Cops show up and tow Lia's car before she even gets into the house she's supposed to rob
>"wheeeen the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie uhhhhhhhhh"
>She breaks into a another house, shatters all the windows, and leaves without taking anything
>Lia really is her academy's finest
>"I will ah cook-ah your a meat-ah-ball and then ah kiss-ah your wife"
>Lia begins beating a woman with a crowbar
>Lia makes the Wet Bandits from Home Alone look like capable thieves
>Lia said "Lia" only 12 times this stream