>>85344940could be a really nice short and wholesome smut piece
>Bae acting uncommonly pouty during your nightly video/voice call>you're currently on the road, work on an oil rig or something>ask her what's wrong >she tells you that her season has hit and how inconsiderate and selfish it is off you to have the gull to go out and work your ass off to put food on the table for the two of you>you can't possibly imagine how hard it is for her to sit on your couch, unsuccessfully trying to masturbate while wearing your shirt>tell her you're sorry and that you've bought her something for an emergency like that, it's in the grey box under the bed>she rolls her eyes and tells you she knows all about the MuffBlaster 6000XL (TM) and that it wouldn't cut it. You HAVE to quit your job right now and come home to dick her down>goes on a multiple minute long rant how the only solution to all worldly problems (including world peace) is getting impregnated by you in a voice so shrill, you know the neighbours now know all about her issues, too>*dingdong*>someone's at the door>it's (you) who's gotten home a week early>eyes light up, everything is forgotten as she pulls you into the flat and starts a family with you right then and there 