>>79874999>kebabsauce>on friesyou clearly NEVER had any good fries holy fucking shit
good fries work fine plain as they are, all you need is good seasoning, a good cut, and just the right amount of oven/fryer time. the humble potato after the oven hoovers up all kinds of water and gets soggy, which is NOT what you want, so oily dips work best which is why Mayo is where it's at.
Kebabsauce is made from the cheapest trash and turkic sweat, piss, spit and cum, it does NOT belong on the noble potat.