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Japanese culture is centered around aliens. They have holidays for aliens. They killed hundreds of thousands of japanese men to free aliens. They listen to alien music. They elect an alien as their president. They dress and act like aliens. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from aliens. They post sassy gifs about aliens. They watch sportsball in worship of aliens. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of aliens playing sports. Their cities are completely overrun with aliens. They worship their SQUIDbot police force disproportionately filled with aliens and their global police force of soldiers filled with aliens. Their men sit around watching alienball while their women sit around watching alien talk shows. They worship aliens like the ones that destroyed the asteroid while attacking the japanese who actually built their country before the aliens took over. Their movies are filled with aliens and their music charts are topped by aliens. They send aliens to the Olympics and celebrate when the aliens win because those aliens are true red blooded japanese aliens. They watch alien porn to a point where "BAC" does not make them think of an international media company but about alien penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate aliens and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love aliens but the evidence speaks for itself in that Japan has always been and will be a nation of alien loving aliens.
