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I just jacked off to Lucy. After nutting I was visited by an angel, both beautiful and terrible, who offered several warnings of wisdom:
> Stay hydrated! Jacking off is an intense aerobic activity and you can suffer organ damage from dehydration
> Lucy will never ask for your personal information or password! Keep them secret at all times, girls love mysterious men.
> After losing some legal battle long ago, Lucy always carries a pen inscribed with the body fluids required to sign her infernal contracts. You do not, in fact, have to sign your name in cum, but she does think it's funny.
