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hey fellow ojisans, i encountered the weirdest specimen over the weekend
>high school friend group wants to meet up for the weekend
>eh why not, haven't seen them in almost five years
>friend brought her fwb with her, some weird motherfucker still dressed like it's 2003
>he sees the Pero decal on my car
>"heh, you like vt tubers?" (he literally pronounced it veetee tubers)
>"yeah man, i watch their stream sometimes"
>everyone eventually spreads out into multiple conversation groups
>weirdo goes between groups talking about how i have a weird sticker on my car
>everyone just nods and ignores him
>he gets drunk and starts bragging about how he's "making bank" 90k/year at his job and flipping Cisco routers on Facebook Marketplace
>someone puts on Cowboy Bebop on TV
>he spergs out about "the evil cuckolds in Crunchyroll funding pro-baby anime in Japan" (?????)
>corners one girl and goes full spergsplaining mode when she asks what Crunchyroll is
he really ruined the vibe for everyone
anyways i got a bag of edibles on the way home and watched Heavy Metal while high as fuck
