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okay listen. if you ever have the bad luck of finding yourself in paraguay, here's your tour guide
>wanna eat good? find a restaurant that looks like shit but has a fat old lady on the counter. portions will be massive
>haggling is okay in some parts, encouraged in others
>find picrel. Its your first sign of civilization. Chipero is the person who brings "La Chipa" which is like a cheese biscuit that tastes real good. they also probably sell cocido quemado, which is an infusion made with yerba mate.
>Dont buy electrical goods unless you are in the capital
>Dont disturb the old people, they will fight you
