>>2637592>>2637629>>2637642Older bro anon here
My pops is a fucking dork, he's the kinda fuckhead to name his son after
a fucking item in Ninja Gaiden (Elixir is my first name)Thankfully, my mother put in another more reasonable name after that.
My sis got lucky I suppose, Cali is a better name than what I've got.