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>Go out on a date with the moom
>Go to a movie
>Pick a horror movie
>Expect her to jump and grab you so you can cuddle
>She just watches the movie 100% deadpan the entire time
>You feel like you failed as a man
>movie ends
>Go drop moom off (before 10pm, you promised her father like a good Christian)
>Look at the moom
>She genuinely smiles at you and thanks you for the date and kisses your cheek
>Drive home
>Get out of the car
>Open the house door
>Go to your bed
>Moom is there
>she gives you this look
now the rear horror begins
