>>103291655>dont know anything about the game. late to the trend>hearing people talk about uma sounds like>saw an uma musume illumination thing in Japan with my family last year, and lots of fans were recording it>that's the extend of my umamusume knowledge>wait do they have magical girls transformation sequences where they transform into a horse>oh they dont.. that would be coolthat would cross a line and generate so much more furry porn
>oh they just run on their two legs... i dont know what i was expecting...>trying to pick a favorite from the first idol MVonto first gacha
>haru urara so cute>mcqueen really cute, top contender for fav uma so far>*learning about fucked up uma genealogy* that's crazy!>not a fan of how forced the tutorial is>Apple Cider cutespica was cheering for the cute cider rather than the forced waifu daiwa whatever then had a giant rant about the game needed a girl who hates being at the racing school and is only there because her parents forced her
and then she crashed out learning that apple cider is not a playable horse
i have seen countless streams of people discovering this game and this is the best 30min of it ever 