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this is not a fucking bit but i have to tell it.
I took ONE shit in the school bathroom. i REALLY needed to go, and the bathroom was nasty. Doesnt matter, i need to shit.
I go, i start doing my business and one kid enters criying his eyes out. And im not stopping because its really bad, but he doesnt care so it must be bad
SO A THIRD KID COMES IN TO PISS, IM FARTING AND SHITTING, THE OTHER KID IS CRIYING AND THIS MOFO PISSES AND THEN GOES
>"Hey man...are you alright?"
AND THE OTHER GUY STARTS TALKING ABOUT HOW HIS GIRLFRIEND LET HIM
SO I HAVE TO EXIT THE STALL, LOOK AT THEM IN THE EYES AS THEY LOOK AT ME, AND THE FUCKING GUY WHO ASKED THE CRIYING KID IS OBVIOSLY AUTISTIC BECAUSE HE LOOKS AT ME, AFTER I JUST STANK THE ENTIRE ROOM, AND GOES
>"I take it was good right?"
I HATE YOU, STUPID FUCKING KID, I NEVER USED THE SCHOOL BATHROOM AFTER THAT
