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Seeing this uptick in female posts right now made me think of the new recipe I found, Placenta Smoothies. Go to your local hospital and assist at a random birth, once the baby is birthed carefully clean it but do not throw away the birthing juice. Cut the umbilical cord and keep it. Go back home and place the placenta into a blender cup. Mix with some milk and add some ice. Blend. Now get a knife, a cutting board, slice the umbilical cord into small tiny pieces. Pour the liquid into a cup and then place the little sliced pieces of umbilical cord into it. Voila, Summer Placenta Smoothie. You can mix with tequila or vodka if you want it alcoholic.
