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Three women; a Nijifan, a Holofan, and a Vshojofan, have given birth on the same day.
The nurse forgot to put nametags on the three babies and panic ensues as none is sure which kids belongs to which mother.
They decide to have the mothers draw a straw to to see which one gets to choose her child first.
The Nijifan wins and picks the black child.
The nurse says "Why did you pick the black kid?, That's the one you can be sure about it's not yours, since you & your husband are white"
The Nijifan says "If I picked one of the white kid, I'd risk taking a Nijinigger home"
