>>89326859The roads on Long Island fucking suck. There is literally no reason for the Northern State to be as windy and curvy as it is other than he wanted the drive to be "fun". I live 15 miles from work and it takes me 30-45 minutes to fucking get to work every morning because some dip shit was going 90mph and now his car is wrapped around a tree while the first responders play 52 Pick Up with the giblets that used to be a human body that are now splattered across the parkway. Robert Moses can tonguefuck the wrong end of a shotgun.
