>>71919229its funny because almost nothing happens in the movies
here's an honest to god TLDR catchup of ALL 4 previous movies
>high school chick moves to pacific northwest town>vampires live here>main vampire (100+ years old) inexplicably becomes attracted to the fem MC>they start a relationship and he protects her from generic evil vampires that have beef with nice vampire family>realizing she is in danger by being near him, he fucks off and her muscular native american friend that does not own any clothing other than jean shorts swoops in >turns out the native american guy and his family are shapeshifters (basically just a werewolf)>main vampire comes back and the worlds shittiest love triangle and fake drama occurs between vampire family and werewolf family >also theres a literal vampire mafia >FemMC says 'turn me into a vampire so we can be together' and vampire guy is like okay but first lets get married because the writer of this book is mormon >she gets pregnant with half vampire baby because lol>the vampire baby is sucking her dry so during the delivery he turns her into a vampire so she will survive >native american bro's werewolf spirit causes him to become a chumbud and psychically link to the baby who he now loves (platonically like a caregiver until she comes of age and he becomes her soulmate, also she will rapidly mature because half vampire so by the time of the next movie she's gonna be a little girl)>the vampire mafia uses their mind powers to deduce that the half vampire child abomination will become a problem so theyre on the way to kill it you are now here
