>>80383051Y'ever driven across a province of Canada? That's what they call 'em there, eh. Just getting across Ontario is like Oklahoma, Kansas and Nebraska got together one day and were like "First order of business: Fuck you."
You go outside and check your stack of firewood. Not because you're aiming for an ambiance or a particular scent.
Because it's fucking cold.
Alaskans are the only Americans that get it. You don't buy groceries for that week. You pick up a soup can and think "Am I cool living on this for a few months?"
