Quoted By:
>"Can I eat your asshole?"
>"Chow down! Want me to fart for you too?"
>"Can I suck your toes?"
>"Knock yourself out! Enjoy my toe jam!"
>"Can you piss in my mouth?"
>"Drink up! one cup or two?"
>"Can we have vanilla sex in the missionary position?"
>"What do I look like, some whore? eww, no. Why don't we hold hands first?"
This will never stop being funny to me.