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Just got back from pissing. The shit-clogged public outhouse that is this thread was not worthy of my urine. While I was doing my thing, I composed this letter which I now give to you.
Dear guys,
Words cannot express how much I hate you guys. As we fight our way northward into the great unknown, only that one thing remains certain: that I hate you guys with every tired muscle in my confederate body. We have taken Topeka, and now I must rally the men onward to Missouri, because I will not stop until we have won it all, and you guys are my slaves, because I hate you guys.
I hate you guys so very, very much.
Yours,
General Cartman Lee
