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>be me
>running late to work at CR headquarters
>last one into meeting
>boss shouts 'Anon since you finally joined us you can head up effort to generate positive buzz for High Guardian Spice'
>full panic
>reach out to anitubers
>blocked on Twitter
>give head to trash taste gang
>covered in semen and they laugh at me
>'we arent going to lie to our audience'
>seems inaccurate but ok
>desperate for ideas learn about vtubers
>spend thousands on supas with expense.account
>no one will return my DMs
>blocked on Twitter
>boss calls me into office
>'well anon what is your plan?'
>full panic
>stammer out 'create our own vtuber'
>get promoted to VP
>fancy office
>begin auditioning v tubers
>find perfect candidate
>will say whatever we pay them to say
>Sony buys Crunchy
>made redundant
>refuse to watch
