>>23975492>>23976817>>23979838If I got caught on a ski-lift with my oshi's roommate I'd text message my ski-lift operator buddy and have him sabotage the ski-lift so we were stuck up there, and then when she began to complain of head splitting migraines from hunger and glucose deficiency, I'd whip out my pair of edible panties from my coat pocket and save the day. Afterwards, we'd get hot chocolate together. We would retire to the ski lodge room after my offbeat but captivating personality and clearly somewhat wounded and vulnerable soul won her over and had her thinking, "Whoa, he's something special underneath that cracked exterior, I can fix him!" She'd slowly coax me closer and closer to some romantic or sexual act but I, as a result of pre-existing trauma and deep seated trust and abandonment issues, would be slow to act and almost fearful of even her touch. Eventually we would consummate our newfound love with a kiss and hand holding and I would curl up in the fetal position in the embrace of the warm of her loving bosom where she would stroke my head and I would have the first peaceful (albeit brief) bit of sleep in 2 decades. I would awake several hours later and move to quietly slink out of the lodge with stowed away pistol in my waist band, dead set on committing the act of murder that I had been planning all day. She would beg for me to stay and I would insist I would come back right away, that I was only stepping out for a coffee. She would tell me I'm the nicest and coolest guy in the world and to please stay, and beg for a kiss, which I'd reluctantly give with a much longer lasting hug before going off to commit murder suicide of someone who had transgressed me.
However I would realize the misguided folly of my resentments and bitter hatreds and realize that the transformative love of a woman which I had secured was worth living for, and I would return without committing to a heinous night of murder and senseless suicide, instead spending my night with her in each other's arms. A short time after, we would make love.
