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I've noticed in recent years that girls seem to be into me. Is it because I always wear cheap black t-shirts with blues jeans made by Denver Hayes and a boring Dickies belt?
I'm not joking, women and even men seem to be really into me, is it also my working man bod that I've developed over the years and also that I'm forklift certified?
I also have a theory that some people are attracted to my "super cool and mysterious" nature. No, you assholes, I'm just super introverted, awkward, and have a probably irrational fear of intimacy.
