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Hags should not be idols. They are sexually mature women with fully developed thighs, excessive fatty tissue in their glutes, and large breasts that can't possibly fit in a cute idol top.
Their metabolism slows significantly after 30 years old often leading to a noticeable layer of pudge on their belly that makes their exposed midriff highly embarrassing, and the development of cellulite on the butt draws the attention of the audience in their miniature skirts.
Don't even get me started on the thick, wiry pubic hair mature women grow along their navel, pubic region, and armpits. Disgusting.
Hags CANNOT be idols.
