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> be bat
> be up for sale at the virginity auction
> auctioneer starts bidding on the *cough*specimen
> [ganbare nee-san!]*
*translated from albanian
> battouto is waving from the back, with his number card in the air
> The auctioneer hungrily takes the hook "A bid? Oh thank god, we have a bid!"
> Another bidder starts waving from the side, his number in hand
> [oooooyyyy! lil' bro is that you?]
> [hey aniki! Look! It's nee san!]
> [cool! Where are you?]
> [Over here!]
> [Keep waving I'm OMW!]
> The auctioneer points back and forth, bathing in the bidding war between what must surely be fierce rivals.
> begin sweating profusely as I'm emotionally overwhelmed by rage and embarrassment
> The two bidders come face to face
> A taller, greyer bat gently pulls the bidding cards out of their hands
> in a single masterfully practiced motion, he places the cards in his pockets and buries his head in his hands
> The bidding war is over
> send puppy dog eyes over to girl's friend corner for help
> the small grey one is shiddin' and fartin'
> the purple one isn't quite sure to cheer or not
> the pink one rips a handful of change from her purse and punches the sky, making her bid.
> "SOLD!"
> thank the pink girl with big fat bazoonga oongas for saving the day
> don't thank me, you're the one buying lunch