>>69407118Bum-fights.
Dress them up like Niji vtubers, with the referee dressed like Tazumi, and have the one dressed like Dokibird have the fights rigged in their favour.
And at the final fight, when the hobo Elira is poised to beat Doki-bum, the referee king-hits the hobo Elira, knocking him out. And he announces that HE is the final opponent.
His wrestling music is the ukelele apology song.