>>44034950You cant.
Not a knock on Enna but nobody knows how to be a functional adult, even your parents didnt know. Look at so many people out there once their parents cut them loose, they dont know how to clean, how to cook, they're fuckling useless.
In a similar manner, what even IS a functional adult? There's so many different definitions, cant enjoy some things anymore, gotta work forever, all work and no play etc etc.