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My uber driver accidentally ran over a cat tonight. He didn't see the retard sitting in the middle of the road until the last second and there was a very satisfying thud as it went under. I couldn't help but laugh a bit because even though it's almost impossible for that to be Lapin's cat, it's still pretty damn funny. I live nowhere near her but you never know. Maybe the little nigga wanted to get away from her so bad that he hopped on the back of a truck or something?
I wish I had pictures of the roadkill but it's mad late and by the time I can back there, it'll likely be cleaned up. I will be sure to post pictures of any other dead cats I see out in the wild to make up for this.
