>>16241562Anon, you blithering, sodding idiot, for fucks sake, can you tell me what CALAMARI is made out of, huh? You mean to tell me you're going to make FUCKING CALAMARI out of an octopus!? What utter nonce let you through culinary school? Are you fixing to make some beef tartare out of Subaru next?! How about you get your arse out of this goddamn kitchen until you sort yourself and figure out what you're fucking doing?