>>289589381. pull back the curtain
2. get in the shower
3. close the curtain
4. turn on the tap
5. check water temperature
6. turn on the shower head
7. get wet
8. use exfoliating charcoal soap on face (I get skin flakes otherwise)
9. rinse off charcoal soap
10. lather shampoo on hair
11. really work that in (I've got dense hair)
12. rinse it off
13. lather up body wash
14. get arms, armpits, back, kneepits, legs, crotch (but not the glans of the penis that shit ain't good for it, just use water there) and asscrack in that order
15. rinse off
16. turn off the tap
17. get towel
18. dry head to toe
19. pull back curtain and step out of the shower
20. look in mirror
21. realise I'm Ryan Gosling
22. realise I will never have a Pomu gf
23. smash mirror in despair
24. put "new mirror" on shopping list
