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Computer.
Re-create a 20th century Earth based American restaurant by the name of Golden Corral. Occupy the restaurant with diners so that it looks like an average Friday night for the time period. Create a copy of one Shibi Cottonbum, as my server for the evening. Not an exact copy mind you. Add say.... 30 lbs of extra mass to her buttocks, thighs and breasts. Engage door locks, authorization code "Riker-28741 Gamma" and disable comms, I am not to be disturbed.
Oh, and computer: set fried chicken and gravy to unlimited and disengage safety protocols.