>>94044510Quick rundown on the Shondanoff
>Phase bows to the Shondanoff>In contact with Urobuchi>Possess schizo-like abilities>Controls western vtubing with an iron but fair fist>Owns forests & cat cafes globally>Direct descendant of the ancient british royal bloodline>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Shondopolis will be be the first city)>Own 99% of glorp DNA editing research facilities on Earth>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Shondanoff babies>She's said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of Barbies who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them>She owns Shumo R&D labs around the world>You likely have Shumobots inside you right now>The Shondanoff is in regular communication with the Four Heavenly Kings of Vtubing (四天王), forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Idoldom. Who do you think set up the meeting between Mito and the Hololive high command Sora (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged Pomu's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Shondanoff forest in Bri'ish Land?>She learned fluent lolinese in under a week>Nation states entrust their gold reserves to her. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Shed Shondanoff>The girl is about 7 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society>In reality, she is a timeless blob existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know her ultimate plans yet. We hope she's a nise being. 