>>93001886Your relatively backwards town chooses you as the sacrifice for the demonic bird living in an old castle nearby as they've been doing every hundred years for several centuries so that it's too full to sing its vile songs. You're not exactly eager to go, but get dragged to your demise despite your protests. Fortunately for you, the beast turns out to be feeling down and not in the mood for snacks just yet, but you're still stuck with it until you can find your way back out. With nothing better to do and your phone somehow still in your pocket, you start listening to your favourite idol songs to pass the time. The beast is drawn to the unfamiliar sounds and gets fixated on them. You spend the rest of the day explaining to it - or rather her - all the developments she missed over the past hundred years, mainly those revolving around idols. Her newfound obsession lifts her spirits and she helps you get out.
Before you can take even ten steps outside of the castle, something violently pulls your arm. The one holding your almost dislocated limb is an unnaturally beautiful naked woman who begs you to show her more of the modern human world. You quickly realize who she is, but can't bring yourself to say no both out of pity for her desperation and fear for your life if you deny her.
And that's how you get stuck babysitting a needy weirdo of a demon trying to become an idol.
