>>17946572It's okay man, I'm on your side on this one. It's irredeemable. Here's the first draft of my email to them:
To Cover Corporation, and other entities this may concern:
I write in regards to one of your talents, namely one Mori Calliope. It's incomprehensible and inexcusable that she is not yet wed to me. I request that you arrange for me to fly to Japan, and a house for us to live in. After that, we can discuss our wedding plans, which will also be funded by you.
Signed,
The Final DeadbeatWhat do you think? Gets the point across?