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I'm so sorry everyone. I don't know why I still do this.
Well GOSH ALL HEMLOCK!! Is that... BACTERIAN SHU?!!?! Are YOU gonna COAT me in SMELLY DICK CHEESE AND SEMEN so THOROUGHLY that my HAIR and SKIN FUSES with the NECTAR on a MOLECULAR LEVEL, meaning that EVERY MOMENT I will smell YOUR CUM and REMEMBER what you DID to me, SLOWLY ERODING my SELF IMAGE EACH TIME?!? You're gonna WHAT?!! You're GONNA COVER MY ENTIRE BODY, EXCEPT MY BUSSY, with your STINKY EARWAX, EMBALMING me so that I'M PRESERVED FOR ALL ETERNITY, thereby ALLOWING me to WATCH my body get FUCKED in my PRIME even when I'm on my DEATHBED?! WOOHOO!! EEEHHHH??!!?!? You're GOING to FINGER ME, leaving FLY LARVA to LIVE and GROW UP inside my WOMB, FEEDING OFF of the CUM left by YOURS TRULY? And THEN when these FLIES will ABSORB ALL the TESTOSTERONE found in their FOOD, and over the course of a hundred years, will EVOLVE to HAVE HUMONGOUS PENISES, therefore creating a NEW SPECIES, called the SHU FLY?!? And these NEW FLIES will REPEATEDLY CUM INSIDE ME, IMPREGNATING ME OVER AND OVER, SINCE I WILL BE TOO PATHETIC TO TAKE THEM OUT?! HUH?!? Me being FUCKED is the LEAST of my WORRIES?!?! You're gonna ENCASE me in a BIOSPHERE of your SMELLY EARWAX, and SEAL it CLOSED for ALL ETERNITY?!? BUT WHY?!?!? The sheer STENCH of my ETERNAL PRISON will CAUSE me to PUKE over and OVER again, slowly BUT SURELY filling my KEK-HABITAT with EXCREMENT and VOMIT, and eventually, after a couple YEARS of me surviving off of the walls of my prison, my own SHIT and my own PUKE, I will DROWN and DISOLVE in this HELLISH mixture?!?! And THEN you are going to BAKE the REPUGNANT ELIXIR into a CAKE and FEED it to my DARLING FRIENDS ON NENMEN?!?! YABBA DABBA DOO WHEN CAN WE START?!?
