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Hello, /nasfaq/, I have an amazing one-time offer for you!
You can get called "gross" by a cute, bratty heimin for the low-low price of 100.000.000$!
If you hurry up and make a purchase right now, you'll also get called "a disgusting weeb" for absolutely free! An offer as great as this doesn't come up too often!
So don't wait and call us now with the phone number you're currently seeing: 777-TEN-SHI!
Be quick, because the stock (which is rapidly decreasing, btw) will not be refilled! Which means, that this is your last chance! Hurry!
