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I asked chatgpt for a summary of the first movie
>be me, Frodo Baggins, small hobbit boi
>living the chill life in the Shire, big birthday party for my uncle Bilbo
>Bilbo bounces out of his own party like a ninja using a magic ring
>turns out ring is super evil, basically the nuclear codes of Middle Earth
>Gandalf the Grey, wizard and fireworks aficionado, tells me to yeet the ring into a volcano
>no biggie, just the most dangerous place on earth, Mordor
>form a squad: me, 3 hobbit bros (Sam, Merry, Pippin), Gandalf, Aragorn (king incognito), Legolas (elvish sniper), Gimli (dwarf with a >passion for axing questions), and Boromir (human politics victim)
>call ourselves the Fellowship of the Ring
>epic road trip with monsters, snowstorms, and a sketchy underground mine
>Gandalf falls into the abyss fighting a fire demon, FML
>get to elvish crib, Lothlórien, get some swag and emotional support
>Boromir tries to yoink the ring because human nature, gets redemption arc instead
>end up in a massive scrap, Uruk-hai party crashers
>Boromir redeems himself by going full Spartan for the hobbits, dies like a champ
>Fellowship.exe has stopped working
>decide to split up, me and Sam head to Mordor solo because apparently, I like impossible odds
>Merry and Pippin kidnapped by Uruk-hai, not a great day for hobbits
>to be continued...
