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>Be me
>Wake up a few hours ago, earlier than usual
>Start my daily ipad youtube binge before getting out of bed
>Gate outside open and shuts
>It's 5am and the outside gate is literally on the other side of the wall
>Peek through blinders and its a hooded dude with a smart phone
>Turn on nightlight
>Nightlight is faulty, so constantly flickers, it's like an unintended makeshift strobelight
>Nightlight has been like this since I moved here 8 years ago
>Not epileptic, plus am autistic so instead of being bothered by it, it's always amused me ("Hurr hurr, if I turn it on in the dark, it's like my vision is 15 FPS, look how slow my fidget spinner is when I spin it in the light" that sort of thing)
>Wake up PapaChamp to tell him there's someone outside
>We both check outside
>Hoodfag's gone
>Go back into bed
>Watch more youtube
I love my night light
Thought this was kinda exciting, so wanted to tell everyone
mfw if I didn't turn on my light, I probably would've been able to whack him
