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>Sign up for a ping pong tournament, organizer seems a bit shady but whatever
>Find out half the slots are just the organizer playing again and again
>My first match is against her, I wipe the floor with her easily, she's trash
>She loses to the others also in the tournament
>My other matches proceed pretty normally, make it through the semi-finals
>After the other semi-finals on the other side of the bracket, the organizer reappears and demands to face off against them
>She loses
>But then in the finals I win, and I figure it's suddenly all over
>THEN SHE DEMANDS TO FACE ME AGAIN
>Whatever, she's trash, I wipe her easily
>THEN MULTIPLE CLONES APPEAR, demand to face me
>Their tougher matches, two of them take a set each off me, but I remain undefeated
>THEN A TIME PORTAL APPEARS, and a future version of the organizer appears
>She declares that she came back through time to stop me and win the championship
>What is this bullshit
>She's substantially better, takes it and immediately celebrates with the trophy
>Audience starts cheering for me, and after some pressure she gives me and the others these shitty participation trophies
>SUDDENLY SOMEONE THAT LOOKS LIKE ME APPEARS FROM THE FUTURE, and challenges her
>Holy fuck he's good, returning smashes and everything
>Dominates her 11-0, 11-1
>The future version of the organizer starts ranting about infidelity in the audience, stops the tournament to show it happening, and then the venue blows up
