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A deadbeat, a cuckbeat, and a True Deadbeat ™ walk into a bar
Inside there's Calliope Mori.
She tells them, "if you buy me a beer, my boyfriend is going to fuck me in front of you"
the deadbeat says, "That is disgusting." And walks away.
the cuckbeat is furious with deadbeat's statement, start chasing him while screaming, "Hey! Don't disrespect her, that's my wife!"
Finally, The True Deadbeat™ says, "I'll add another one if you let me suck your boyfriend's dick"