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SHIVER ME TIMBERS!! SHU?!?!? You're HERE to * GULP * RAIL the SEVEN Cs?!?!?! And one of those Cs is MY CUNT?!?!?! You're going to use your NAVAL RAM to REPEATEDLY BANG INTO MY ROTTEN HULL?!?!? And once all your SEAMEN EMBARK on my SHORES, they will start RAIDING my WOMB and ASSAULTING my EGGS?!!? SAY WHHHHAAAA----!?!?! AFTER you BURY your TREASURE DEEP INSIDE ME, I will be THROWN into the CABIN and LOCKED and TRAPPED in a small BARREL with only a small HOLE in it to pass me food?!! What's THAT?!?! I WILL BE ABLE TO HEAR SCREAMS OF PLEASURE AS THE ENTIRE CREW SWABS MY DECK?!?! YIPPPEEEE!!!! LET'S GET START-!! HUH ?!? THERE'S MORE!?!! I will be ABANDONED in my OH-SO-TINY PRISON and DEPRIVED of any REAL FOOD, giving me SCURVY?!!? AND DUE to SCURVY, ALL of my scars will begin to OPEN AGAIN, causing me EXTREME PAIN?!?! And once THIS happens the NEXT stage of your plan will take place??! WHEN your CREW finishes RAIDING my BOOTY, you will CHUCK me into the OCEAN, WHILE I'M STILL inside my BARREL and LAUGH as my SOON-TO-BE COFFIN SLOWLY FILLS UP WITH SALTY WATER, AGGRAVATING MY WOUNDS and TORTURING ME?!?!? AS I sink to the BOTTOM of the SEA, HELPLESS and DOOMED as my OXYGEN runs OUT, I will have no choice but to try and MITIGATE the TORTURE by ... PLEASURING MYSELF!??! I will be JERKING OFF as I hear the FAINT SOUNDS of your SEA SHANTIES SLOWLY FADE AWAY AS I SINK INTO THE DEEP ABYSS NEVER TO BE FOUND AGAIN, GOONING UNTIL MY LAST DYING BREATH!?!? YO HO! YO HO! A YAM'S LIFE FOR ME!!! YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO!!
