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>Be (You)
>Browsing /vt/
>Shitposting is thirsty work!
>Decide to head to the kitchen for a refreshing beverage
>Open door
>Find yourself in a stone chamber, roughly hewn
>Wooden bookcases line the walls
>All manner of odd trinkets and dusty tomes line the shelves
>You are greeted by picrel sitting at a desk in the center of room
>"Well, well, look at what fate has provided for us today!"
>The Wizard smiles a crinkled smile at you
>His eggnog coloured teeth glistening in the pale glow of his crystal ball
>"W-where am I?" you stammer
>The old man peers deeply into the orb swirling with what looks like milk
>"Where are you not?" he replies
>"Well not in my house, that's for sure!"
>The old man smiles again, amusement dancing in his eyes
>"I'm going to tell you something, Anon, and I want you to listen very carefully"
>Your brow furrows quizzically and you lean a bit closer
>"It is about those avatars of which you are so enamoured"
>Is he referring to to virtual youtubers?
>You swallow dryly, a sense of apprehension and anxiety catching in your throat
>Whatever this odd man has to say, it cannot be good
>"It is about what you term 'yab'"
>Your eyes widen slightly as you steady your breathing
>You cannot say when it started but you are now breathing heavily, almost gasping for air
>"What I have to say concerns The One Yab To End All Yabs"
>The bottom drops out your stomach and you can feel your face grow cold
>A light-headedness takes you and you sway slighty
>"The Final Yab will be..."
...what's the final yab /vt/?