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[Disturbing News] Authorities have uncovered an IRyStocrat-led Kronie abuse ring. These IRyStocrats would kidnap kronies and subject them to torture, sharing recordings between each other. Acts of abuse included, but were not limited to: depriving kronies of Kronii content, forcing their clock hands to go backwards, scratching the surfaces of their clock faces with Google gift cards, and inserting Duracell batteries into their little kronie assholes.
