>>80282261>he wants the quick PhoenixdownHaha, guess it's time to not hold back...
>died and reborn as the phoenix CEO of a international fastfood chain cult>in a on/off relationship with death>may or may not have been involved in various human tragedies through history>such a stacy that she not only adds every woman to her ever-expanding harem but she makes all the chickens wet too>her genmates and her waitresses' vaginas becomes waterfalls at the mere mention of her name>chosen to wield an ancient super tokusatsu sword>masters and can fully control her *psh nothin personell kid" tangent powers>wields a transforming broadsword (a better version of a katana) and can fly behind you>beats one of the most powerful chuubas in history that's hyped up on /vt/>grows up to become a german teacher, can romance her underage students>just saying "hnnnghh" makes everybody drop their pants for her>uses the power of friendship to befriend the true antagonist interdimensional hatred corpo fairy that is cute>even the chuubas of previous gens hype her up>becomes a national hero of austria>is technically a gamer, her biological mother is the reincarnation of an ancient gamer>breaks up budding romances between other chuubas that were developing in the offcollabs because everybody sucks her clit in the official streams>can marry any girl of her choosing, will impregnate them with her chad thunderclit>dies after her original debut to break a ban curse but not really because she redebuts and rewrites the timeline to get the true ending>becomes one of the strongest chuubas on the platform>gets raped by a girl in a bathtub on a tropical luxury resort island>has the option to cuck Gura away from Ame, Mumei away from Kronii, Moona away from Pekora, etc.>tops /vt/ popularity polls, brought this corpo to the spotlight>made it so that the majority of the fanmade games are about her>is the manager's favorite talent, manager goes on to call their other talents embarrassing 